New Semester

This new semester means new things for me to listen to and for me to write down for everyone to see. Here are somethings I've enjoyed from the first two days of school. 

• "Oh no! A kid who smells like Rodney just sat next to me" -This was a text message that a girl sent a friend in the row ahead of me in my 'Occults in Western Civilizations' class. I couldn't help but laugh out loud. And slightly feel bad for some kid named Rodney who apparently smells a bit off.
• "I hate new semester. These damn kids ride the bus and I feel like I could just kill them all" Bus Driver on Bloomington Transit
• "I hate cartesian products.." This one isn't particularly funny but I had to think for a second... who really does like cartesian products? Honestly? This statement was entirely unnecessary. (If you don't know what a cartesian product is... here you go. I've educated you for the day. http://cnx.org/content/m15209/latest/)

If you or someone you know says funny things and I happen to be in the general area, well... I can't say I won't publish it.