- "Oh no! A kid who smells like Rodney just sat next to me" -This was a text message that a girl sent a friend in the row ahead of me in my 'Occults in Western Civilizations' class. I couldn't help but laugh out loud. And slightly feel bad for some kid named Rodney who apparently smells a bit off.
- "I hate new semester. These damn kids ride the bus and I feel like I could just kill them all" Bus Driver on Bloomington Transit
- "I hate cartesian products.." This one isn't particularly funny but I had to think for a second... who really does like cartesian products? Honestly? This statement was entirely unnecessary. (If you don't know what a cartesian product is... here you go. I've educated you for the day. http://cnx.org/content/m15209/latest/)
If you or someone you know says funny things and I happen to be in the general area, well... I can't say I won't publish it.
