That doesn't make ANY sense.

• "That's straight dog!"
• At the local Target, in the produce section, in reference to bacon. I don't know how bacon can be "straight" unless you pull it to make a straight line. Otherwise, pop-culture defines the word as heterosexual. Neither of these possible ideas make sense. 
• "It's a conspiracy to make women happy."
• Excuse me?? This argument has no merit, unless the happiness of women is literally unlawful. And if it were, at least two men, banded together must be making women happy. 
• "What will it be today, Lady Gaga, or...?"
• I was walking by a men's locker room when I heard this bit of conversation. 
• "I am an aquarius. I'm not a FUCKING capricorn." 
• In reference to the signs changing recently. Here's the scoop kids, it's only relevant if you were born after 2009. http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/01/13/horoscope-hang-up-earth-rotation-changes-zodiac-signs/ There, have the official article, teaching you about the (13) new signs.