- (Guy on the phone) "I was way too drunk to remember much. All I remember is her cheetah print boots and how sexy I thought they were. Then I got on facebook and realized the her was a he. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE ME DUDE!!!"
- I wasn't aware that things like this actually happened aside from tfln.com. Seriously?
- "I haven't taken notes since October." ...(A smidgen of time later) "That professor is an ass hole. He's failing me."
- Recap... you just said you haven't taken notes since October and you're confused as to why a professor is failing you? Seriously?
- (Two identical girls in front of me.) "ohmygooooooodddddddd, I feel so awesome right now! I mean, like, there's snow!!"
- I'm not exaggerating. That's what they sounded like.
Until another day, enjoy these early December things that I over hear on campus.
